carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
My boyfriend trying to get head (via perverted—princess)
A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart